You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends